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Tard Timing MP3 (Miss Kim Vocal ReMix)

by Dan n’ Kim

tard time
… kim and i…
time to tard it up
kim and dan being retarded…
on the fly and drinking 7up

Kimmy kimmy coco puff,
tard .
kind-of ruff.
… and a little tough.
she’s toaking, smoking…
a toaken of appreciation.
and, a mongaloidian celebration…

re, re, re retarding

put on the music…
you call this music…?

put on the music
let’s turn it up, up, up

dan… dan… dan the man.
if he can’t play it, no one can.

put it in the song, dude
put it in the song.
this is too much work by far.
i’m at the bar.
this is taking way too long,

you call this work?
jerk

woah, dude, i gotta work tomorrow
this is just wrong

what happened to your beer?

my beer?
you’re drinking it..
you’re a fucking trip

gooey
not too cheesy
na… she’s not sleezy

you’re not right
you’re not right

i left?

a triumphant tard time?
no this is Victory!
… just proving the point
this joint was built for tard time…
ta, ta, ta, tard time

tar, tar, tar, tard timing

tar, tar, tar, tard timing…
a mongaloidian celebration…
tards rhyming…
a mongaloidian celebration…
retardation…
a mongaloidian celebration…
retard nation…
a mongaloidian celebration…
liberation…
outside the box…
cunning fox…
a mongaloidian celebration…

ABOUT
This song concept and lyrics started… then, found themselves at the Victory Brewing Company in Downingtown, Pennsylvania, USA. From there, the tard timing machine traveled through the West Chester music scene.

Through the use of technology, the Tards bring you music made by humans using machines and tools. The entire song was created using free software found on the Internet.

Vocals
The lyrics were input into the voice synthesizer software program *Voice Mix Studio 4*

The Beats
The beats were created using the DubStep Studio website.

DubStep Studio for the Tard Timing Song

by Daniel Brouse

What is it I see?
Sparkle
Twinkle
Sincerity

You let
Me in sight
… camera on my moves
Dreamt it’d always be
Someone like you
A passionate soul
Wanting to view
Eternity

You’re the kind
One loves

What is it I see?
Smiles
Eyes
Shear beauty

Will you always be
As adorable
As the night
We met?

Lord, please let
Me never to forget

Don’t let me be…
Escort me?
“Hugs, kisses… I love you.”
I love you, too.

by The KingArthur.com Holiday Band

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LYRICS
One fine evening
An angel came my way
Asking, “have you anything…
Anything to say?”

As I nodded
I couldn’t find a way
To say words quite right
For the message I’d convey

Without pausing
As if in second sight
What she said
Just popped into my head

A meaning
For which no scribe can describe
A universal message
Sent down from above
That Man should not abandon
The hope that comes from love

Let us pass into
The age of the message
Let us pass through
The Message Age
Message
That Man should not abandon
The hope that comes from love

Essence .MP3 Free Music Download

C / F (with an island feel)

Like the way you smile
The sparkle in your eye
And, I’m thinking
All the while

I, I, I
Get this feeling
In your presence
I, I, I
Get this reeling
From you essence

Why, why, why
Is getting to know you
So intriguing
Is getting nearer you
So soothing

Like the way you move
The way you say, “Hi”
And, I’m thinking
Together
We groove
Smooth

I care
Like to hear your laugh
Funny things you say
We’re more than half
… more than half way
There
Our glass half full
Optimistically
Wonderful